I think the real reason Germans wont ever kill me is because....

Besides for the fact I am a nobody with zero views practically on this website and at most 30 views on Twitter. Besides for that fact, the reason they won't kill me isn't because the Italians helped them kill Palestinians or because they are afraid I might be a made mobster. The only other reason I can think of is because we both have something in common. We both are attracted to blondes. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They are so damn sexy!