This isn't funny. This isn't a joke or game. This is really scary.

The more advanced the security gets at Dollar General, the more I am going to think we live in a prison or psychward matrix simulation. Some bitch tried stealing, I saw her; didn't even look like she was stealing and the only camera was super far away. Then out of nowhere a guy pops on the intercom, he sounds just like a robot and he says "attention shop lifter, you have been caught stealing, please remove the product from your sleeve then place it back on the shelve or the police will be dispatched" then I see her pulling this tiny item out of her sleeve and put it back, Im like how the fuck did that guy catch her. Either she is a regular and he was just a lucky guesser or this dude is a simulation. LoL 😂